TV Review: Stargate Universe – Pilot

You’ve heard about it, some of you have dreaded it, and others have been anticipating it. It’s the 2-hour premiere of Stargate: Universe, the third series in the long-running sci-fi franchise that helped launched the Sci Fi Channel and now, the SyFy Channel. As you may have heard, the idea behind Universe was to take the old and spice it up with the new. Did it work? Is it all one big FUBAR? Let’s find out together, shall we?

The early promos for Universe sparked interest from non-Stargate fans (which was the intention), while at the same time putting off a lot of longtime fans of the series (which was probably not so much the intention). The promos seemed to scream “Battlestar Galactica copycat!”, but I’m glad to say that the show itself (at least judging by the 2-hour pilot) doesn’t necessarily go in that direction. It makes overtures in the general vicinity, to be sure, but as to its overall feel, Universe did remind me of a Stargate show, admittedly one with a nod or two towards those fans seeking something grittier than SG1 or Atlantis. There’s a little bit of grit to be found here, but not too much.

The pilot opens onboard the Destiny, a crewless Ancient ship that has transverse many galaxies for many thousands of years on its way to some unknown destination. Into this lifeless, decaying ship arrive our characters, soldiers and civilians seeking shelter from a Lucien Alliance attack. They are led by Colonel Everett Young (Justin Louis), who is badly wounded during the evacuation; inexperienced Lieutenant Matthew Scott (Brian J. Smith), who is forced to take command; a Senator (Christopher McDonald) and his daughter (Elyse Levesque); medic Tamara “TJ” Johansen (Alaina Huffman); temperamental Sergeant Ronald Greer (Jamil Walker smith); and the geniuses, Eli Wallace (David Blue) and Nicholas Rush (Robert Carlyle). Lou Diamond Phillips has a glorified cameo as a Colonel in the pilot, though promos point to a bigger role in future episodes. Likewise for Ming-Na, who plays a bureaucrat name Camile Wray.

The bulk of the pilot is split between the survivors probing their way through the ancient ship, desperately trying to keep the air flowing, while flashbacks intercut to show us how we got here. Eli, we learn, was chosen because he solved a game that Rush created; Chloe is a Daddy’s girl; and Rush and Young, it would appear, don’t always see eye to eye. In fact, they’re downright antagonistic – the military officer, trying to keep everyone alive, versus the overly devoted scientist, who feels restrained by the lesser brains around him. Rush is the wild card on Stargate: Universe and it’s easy to see why Robert Carlyle decided to take a chance on TV work to play him. Rush is easily the show’s most complex character, whose motives are wholly questionable.

The pilot also features cameos by some Stargate favorites. Richard Dean Anderson once again slips on the uniform to play Jack O’Neill, who is curiously looking less than in Air Force shape nowadays. Put down the donut, RDA. Michael Shanks has an amusing cameo as Daniel Jackson, who is seen via recordings to introduce noobs to the mysteries of the Stargate. I can’t do it justice, but if you’re a fan of SG1, you should really enjoy his cameo. Amanda Tapping has the most to do, cameo’ing as the Captain of the Earth starship U.S.S. George Hammond, in honor of the Hammond character and, of course, the late Don S. Davis, who played the role for many seasons. Christopher Judge, sadly, is nowhere to be found. I guess they couldn’t find a way to shoehorn Teal’c in there.

I will admit that I approached Stargate: Universe with a healthy amount of trepidation. One of the minuses of the job is that I tend to see more than the average viewer, and surprises are rare. I’ve seen all the promos, all the images, and read all the interviews when it came to Universe, and everything screamed, “This is not a Stargate show!” How happy was I to discover that, yes, it’s very much a Stargate show, and except for one very unfortunate sex scene, Universe should be welcoming to longtime fans of the franchise.

But yes, there is that sex scene. That completely gratuitous shagging in the back room of some kitchen. There was a similar scene to that when the first Stargate: SG1 show debuted on Showtime many moons ago, a nude scene that seemed tacked on to please the Showtime audience. Likewise with this scene in Universe: it doesn’t fit, it doesn’t work, and it oozes pandering. “Look, we’re just like Battlestar Galactica – soldiers are having totally inappropriate sex on our show, too!” Oh how I wished writers/producers Brad Wright and Robert C. Cooper had realized how off-putting and totally unnecessary it was and gotten rid of it, especially in light of how regretful they were when it came to that nude scene in the Stargate: SG1 pilot.

Except for that one incident, the Stargate: Universe pilot was effective at setting the stage for an intriguing season. It’s definitely a slightly more mature version of Stargate, but that in itself isn’t necessarily a bad thing. The humor is still there, the characters are still strong (Colonel Young in particular is reminiscent of a young Jack O’Neill), and the premise is certainly engaging enough to carry future seasons. Aside from Rush and Young, Eli Wallach is also a great character, as is his awkward relationship with Chloe Armstrong. Or is that more of a Scott-Chloe thing? Speaking of, Scott’s growth as a soldier and leader will be fun to watch, and it’ll be interesting to unravel the mess that is TJ’s life.

NOTE: A promo at the end of the show indicates that the Universe boys haven’t gotten the sex out of their systems with the pilot, so we can expect more inappropriate shagging in corridors with future episodes (unless they go in and excise them, which is unlikely). I bring up the sex in Universe not because I’m some prude, but because I know Stargate has become a family show over the years, and I think it’s only fair that people realize that yes, while this feels like a Stargate show to me, it does have moments that aren’t necessarily safe for younger viewers.

Andy Mikita (director) / Brad Wright, Robert C. Cooper (screenplay)
CAST: Robert Carlyle … Dr. Nicholas Rush
Justin Louis … Everett Young
Brian J. Smith … Matthew Scott
Elyse Levesque … Chloe Armstrong
David Blue … Eli Wallace
Alaina Huffman … Tamara Johansen
Jamil Walker Smith … Ronald Greer
Patrick Gilmore … Dale Volker
Julia Anderson … Vanessa James
Peter Kelamis … Adam Brody
Jennifer Spence … Lisa Park
Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman … Darren Becker
Ming-Na … Camile Wray
Josh Blacker … Sgt. Spencer
Lou Diamond Phillips … Colonel David Telford


  • Mark

    I have a dream… that the boring crap that is Universe will be replaced with a new series of Atlantis. If I want to watch Sci – Fri ( Fri = as in Friction between characters ) I will watch Lost, BSG, etc which is done soooo much better.
    SG1 and SGA had interesting characters you cared about, humour and great stories ( most of the time ha ha ) although SGA did tend to focus on the Wraith too much.
    Universe ??? Let's make a two part Pilot about trying to stop the air running out ? WTF ? Carter or Mckay would have figured that out in between the adverts.
    Why are there so many civvies there ? A senator's daughter ? What happened to National Security ? Hammond would be turning in his grave ( RIP Don S Davies )
    ” The Greatest brains on the planet ( what about the Asgard, The Tokra, The Tolan, etc ? ) can't figure out how to access the ninth chevron so we'll put the puzzle in a game and when a fat Sam Gamgee lookalike solves it we'll beam him into space ” ??? Hello !!! The Last Starfighter anyone ???
    I was fully expecting Robert Carlyle to do a Doctor Smith impression -
    Eli presses a wrong button ” You Bumbling Booby !!! ” shouts Dr Smith.. sorry… Dr Rush.
    At least they got all the stereotypes in there – Chubby Computer Geek – CHECK – Mean and moody Commander – CHECK – Megalomaniac Doctor – CHECK – Angry Black Guy – CHECK
    The only interesting character WAS the angry black guy and that's only because I was hoping he would waste everyone or blast them all into space. Halfway through I went to check if a door I had painted had dried so now I can quite literally say,
    ” SGU ? I'd rather watch paint dry “
    I give it 2 series… Tops.
    I cannot believe they cancelled Atlantis for this

  • BadDog

    I agree. This was written by drama queens–either female or gay–who have no interest in science fiction but learned writing by watching daytime soap operas.

    They also no nothing of science fiction, or fact for that matter. Soldiers hallucinate after 7 hours in the desert?

    A soldier smashes his rifle into the back of the expedition’s leader after a bitchy argument and nothing happens to him?

    We wanted to know what happened to the 2 people who went through the gate to another world–that was a great opportunity to add some action–did they die in a world of poisonous gasses, get attacked by strange creatures, explode in a vaccuum? What a wasted opportunity.

    They need to fire the writers and bring in some real science fiction writers and dump the alcoholic-mom type daytime soap opera drama and over-acted grief scenes.

    • Christopher

      Kudos to that BadDog, you narrowed the acting and realism down to a T. None of the fomacho twats are in the least likeable or relatable.
      The idea for the series in itself is a copy paste from Star Trek Voyager, plain and simple.

      My theory is that SGC wanted to get rid of their most incompetant staff in one stroke by sending them on some doomed voyage. O’Neil, Carter and Jackson were all on this conspiracy and the Lucian Alliance attacked the planet as part of the deal to get access to some extra ships, everyone wins basically :)

  • Gayness

    You don't see it because you're the exact same type of people as the writers:
    Drama queens

    You'd be the same idiots who scream yes when the next Die Hard/Mission Impossible/James Bond movie only contain 120 of crying and moaning with no fights and bullets.

    I am sure SGU will be a hit in Thailand, with their sex change culture and all.

  • Dass

    Gay opera in space hahahha I like it.

    Stargate end with alantis, SGU just another space opera, travel million light year just see sand world, just kidding me. this is out of the box world, E3 Air make me sleep on my sofa.

  • WHERE-THE-F-IS-TEAL’c

    The Egomaniac writers must not read comments or blogs on their stupid work and must have their head so far up their arse that they think this crap is good.
    I don’t watch any sci-fi other stargate and now im starting to like sanctuary abit, i hate bsg startrek, never got into star wars much & all that other space crap shows & movies. they better show me some staff weapons or weapons being fired next episode or im done watching this for good (i know i have a soft spot for stargate still wishing they will see the error in their ways and have their ship fall in a blackhole and start a new story lol)
    FTL FOR THE LOSS

  • Anonymous

    Kudos to Karen for posting in support of SG:U. I also enjoyed the pilot (didn’t see the sex scene as Sky broadcast the show at 8pm.) and second episode (The sergeant didn’t hit him with his rifle he stamped on his back). The end of the second episode possibly sets up a possible rescue for the 2 people that went to a different planet. Most shows require time to sort themselves out SG1 and SG:A both took time to establish themselves, so give at a chance. Stop the whining and support the show or there will not be any other Stagate shows/movies.

    • Christopher

      SG1 and SG:A were good from the start and you could like the characters from the start, SG:U, how can you like these teenagers in adult bodies? if it’s all about flashy shooting and no characterisations, ask Georges Lucas to do the series, at least you would expect it coming…

    • G. I. Joe 1966

      You’re saying this like its a bad thing.

      It’s obvious that Robert and Brad still need the time off they wanted when they canned the Atlantis series.

      The pilot was terrible, sorry but spending the first 5 minutes with people FLYING through the SG left me with a horrible feeling, one that continues still.

      There is very little discipline in the military personell, they are more like punks with weapons. Sorry but in the original movie the reason why there was the despair was the fact that NOBODY had ever been through the thing before, and O’Neill kept it in check. As for the nude scene, while it was played on Showtime, it was in regards to Apophis selecting his mate, wife whatever, kinda like checking a horses teeth.

      I am not a prude about sex, but this was in the middle of everyone worrying about finding out how to stay alive. Lt. Diddlepants wouldn’t have made the cut to an elite unit like the SGC is supposed to be, if his first priority is to knock some boots instead of mission accomplishment.

      The thing that got me the worst was the pathetic camera work. I could see more of the nose hairs on some of the characters than I could see of the set. Yes there are times for getting the close in shot, but to shoot half the show that way tells me that Andy isn’t sold on this show either.

      I’ve seen better acting in commercials than in this show.

      Robert Carlyle is probably asking himself, why oh why did I sign on for this??

      I saw potential in the original series, then SGA, I just find it lacking here. The scripts are lacking, the charcters are walking through dialogue, and the sets are non-existant.

      Brad and Chris already have used the civilian/military mix with SGA, they did a good job with it, of course they had the USAF with them on that show. Now they are on their own. No military advisor would ever allow an Officer or NCO to be shown the way they have been in this series.

      ANd the numbers from week 1 to week 2 show that fans are leaving, we came we saw we are unimpressed.

  • Name

    most people will discount my opinion anyway as i am 16 they will all say you don’t get to think. but the sex scene wasn’t that bad. personally i think it was supposed to be exactly what its doing right here, letting people know, clearly if they will like this show or not. they showed what they want to make, what the story is gonna be, and if you don’t like it that sucks for you. Even elizabethan tragedy’s had sex in them. as a history buff i can tell you one of the biggest reasons they wouldn’t show them was because it was illegal for women to act. honestly accept the reality of your situation and adapt or just continue bitching and humming to drown out the facts you dont want to see or hear. its up to you.

  • Name

    nothing like an ancient ship? who else would build something like that really? honestly they said it was launched from Earth before Atlantis was even built, architecture tends to change over the course of a few centuries. i have seen every episode of Stargate SG-1 and atlantis several times. i could duel you for hours over why or why not it makes sense that the Odyssey could have destroyed the ORI mothership in the finale but thats not the point here. yes i am 16 i am a teenager. i liked Stargate as it was and i like this one. personally i was glad that there were finally some humans on screen instead of impossibly perfect people. i like it when a show shows intelligence by having people with emotions. 2.5 million other people seem to agree with me that this show is worth watching. come on What was so horrible about it. if one of your friends was about to go kill himself would you just let him go? they needed a leader and Scott sure as hell proved he can't control them. oh and for all those who keep saying that the whole freaking out, panicky, almost mutinous scenes are not stargate allow me to direct your attention to the original movie. when Jackson told them he had no way to get them home. oh thats right they reacted the same way. O'Neil only didn't freak out because he wasn't planning on returning anyway. the fact is that SG-1 and Atlantis were very good shows. this is great. finally a Stargate show has potential to grow, or problems where you don't get concerned because everything is inevitably fine at the end of the episode without breaking a sweat. Stargate really needed something new, look at the last seasons of SG-1, the writers were clearly running out of ideas. so many episodes had some variation of “we have seen something like this before” which really means “we couldn't think of something new so we're using an old storyline again”. get over yourselves and accept something different. or just go back to being bigots i don't honestly care which.

    • Christopher

      I have to disagree with you there, Atlantis had so much more going for it, and I found season 5 to be great in every respect (except for one episode which eludes me at the moment).

      What kept Altantis going was the fact that it was connected to the original SG:1 series AND characters that were likeable and who were military experts, not boot camp washouts. Also, they were completely cut off from SGC when they were on Atlantis originally, and you could feel how screwed up they were. In SG:U, thanks to the miraculous devices, they can bring over any Ancient tech expert to repair the bloody ship, only a matter of time until they can transport over some materials over.

      As I said in a previous post, give the direction to Georges “Franchiseaside” Lucas, at least the blame for a poor excuse for a series could be compared to 3 equally useless films…

  • Name

    thank you. why is it only one other person has something intelligent to say. you all know shes right, SG-1 was getting as repetative as hell, there was a naked scene in SG-1's pilot, and people do have sex. just because you all don't want to see it does not make it true. i can close my eyes and say the sky is green all day, but when i open them again ill still be stairing up at blue. accept reality. people are still people no matter what kind of crazy shit you put them in. you would freak out if you were sent a few billion light years away, were going to die in less than a day, and had no possible way to get home.

  • http://aruminatingghost.webs.com/ Seth Merlo

    I loved it as well. Thought it moved the franchise on to new pastures before it made the mistake of trying to retread the same ground as SG-1 and Atlantis.

    I’m having trouble understanding why so many of you want to write an entire TV series off after one episode. Give it a chance to see where it’s going, for crying out loud.