TV Review: Stargate Universe – Pilot

You’ve heard about it, some of you have dreaded it, and others have been anticipating it. It’s the 2-hour premiere of Stargate: Universe, the third series in the long-running sci-fi franchise that helped launched the Sci Fi Channel and now, the SyFy Channel. As you may have heard, the idea behind Universe was to take the old and spice it up with the new. Did it work? Is it all one big FUBAR? Let’s find out together, shall we?

The early promos for Universe sparked interest from non-Stargate fans (which was the intention), while at the same time putting off a lot of longtime fans of the series (which was probably not so much the intention). The promos seemed to scream “Battlestar Galactica copycat!”, but I’m glad to say that the show itself (at least judging by the 2-hour pilot) doesn’t necessarily go in that direction. It makes overtures in the general vicinity, to be sure, but as to its overall feel, Universe did remind me of a Stargate show, admittedly one with a nod or two towards those fans seeking something grittier than SG1 or Atlantis. There’s a little bit of grit to be found here, but not too much.

The pilot opens onboard the Destiny, a crewless Ancient ship that has transverse many galaxies for many thousands of years on its way to some unknown destination. Into this lifeless, decaying ship arrive our characters, soldiers and civilians seeking shelter from a Lucien Alliance attack. They are led by Colonel Everett Young (Justin Louis), who is badly wounded during the evacuation; inexperienced Lieutenant Matthew Scott (Brian J. Smith), who is forced to take command; a Senator (Christopher McDonald) and his daughter (Elyse Levesque); medic Tamara “TJ” Johansen (Alaina Huffman); temperamental Sergeant Ronald Greer (Jamil Walker smith); and the geniuses, Eli Wallace (David Blue) and Nicholas Rush (Robert Carlyle). Lou Diamond Phillips has a glorified cameo as a Colonel in the pilot, though promos point to a bigger role in future episodes. Likewise for Ming-Na, who plays a bureaucrat name Camile Wray.

The bulk of the pilot is split between the survivors probing their way through the ancient ship, desperately trying to keep the air flowing, while flashbacks intercut to show us how we got here. Eli, we learn, was chosen because he solved a game that Rush created; Chloe is a Daddy’s girl; and Rush and Young, it would appear, don’t always see eye to eye. In fact, they’re downright antagonistic – the military officer, trying to keep everyone alive, versus the overly devoted scientist, who feels restrained by the lesser brains around him. Rush is the wild card on Stargate: Universe and it’s easy to see why Robert Carlyle decided to take a chance on TV work to play him. Rush is easily the show’s most complex character, whose motives are wholly questionable.

The pilot also features cameos by some Stargate favorites. Richard Dean Anderson once again slips on the uniform to play Jack O’Neill, who is curiously looking less than in Air Force shape nowadays. Put down the donut, RDA. Michael Shanks has an amusing cameo as Daniel Jackson, who is seen via recordings to introduce noobs to the mysteries of the Stargate. I can’t do it justice, but if you’re a fan of SG1, you should really enjoy his cameo. Amanda Tapping has the most to do, cameo’ing as the Captain of the Earth starship U.S.S. George Hammond, in honor of the Hammond character and, of course, the late Don S. Davis, who played the role for many seasons. Christopher Judge, sadly, is nowhere to be found. I guess they couldn’t find a way to shoehorn Teal’c in there.

I will admit that I approached Stargate: Universe with a healthy amount of trepidation. One of the minuses of the job is that I tend to see more than the average viewer, and surprises are rare. I’ve seen all the promos, all the images, and read all the interviews when it came to Universe, and everything screamed, “This is not a Stargate show!” How happy was I to discover that, yes, it’s very much a Stargate show, and except for one very unfortunate sex scene, Universe should be welcoming to longtime fans of the franchise.

But yes, there is that sex scene. That completely gratuitous shagging in the back room of some kitchen. There was a similar scene to that when the first Stargate: SG1 show debuted on Showtime many moons ago, a nude scene that seemed tacked on to please the Showtime audience. Likewise with this scene in Universe: it doesn’t fit, it doesn’t work, and it oozes pandering. “Look, we’re just like Battlestar Galactica – soldiers are having totally inappropriate sex on our show, too!” Oh how I wished writers/producers Brad Wright and Robert C. Cooper had realized how off-putting and totally unnecessary it was and gotten rid of it, especially in light of how regretful they were when it came to that nude scene in the Stargate: SG1 pilot.

Except for that one incident, the Stargate: Universe pilot was effective at setting the stage for an intriguing season. It’s definitely a slightly more mature version of Stargate, but that in itself isn’t necessarily a bad thing. The humor is still there, the characters are still strong (Colonel Young in particular is reminiscent of a young Jack O’Neill), and the premise is certainly engaging enough to carry future seasons. Aside from Rush and Young, Eli Wallach is also a great character, as is his awkward relationship with Chloe Armstrong. Or is that more of a Scott-Chloe thing? Speaking of, Scott’s growth as a soldier and leader will be fun to watch, and it’ll be interesting to unravel the mess that is TJ’s life.

NOTE: A promo at the end of the show indicates that the Universe boys haven’t gotten the sex out of their systems with the pilot, so we can expect more inappropriate shagging in corridors with future episodes (unless they go in and excise them, which is unlikely). I bring up the sex in Universe not because I’m some prude, but because I know Stargate has become a family show over the years, and I think it’s only fair that people realize that yes, while this feels like a Stargate show to me, it does have moments that aren’t necessarily safe for younger viewers.

Andy Mikita (director) / Brad Wright, Robert C. Cooper (screenplay)
CAST: Robert Carlyle … Dr. Nicholas Rush
Justin Louis … Everett Young
Brian J. Smith … Matthew Scott
Elyse Levesque … Chloe Armstrong
David Blue … Eli Wallace
Alaina Huffman … Tamara Johansen
Jamil Walker Smith … Ronald Greer
Patrick Gilmore … Dale Volker
Julia Anderson … Vanessa James
Peter Kelamis … Adam Brody
Jennifer Spence … Lisa Park
Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman … Darren Becker
Ming-Na … Camile Wray
Josh Blacker … Sgt. Spencer
Lou Diamond Phillips … Colonel David Telford


  • Obamaboy

    I hope this show gets cancelled. SGU sucks big time. I only wish Stargate Atlantis was still on, they had some sexy people. Is it just me, or does SGU have like no attractive male characters? They're all ugly as hell!

  • tomykorter

    If you like space soap operas like battle star galactica you may like this but if you are a sg1 or Atlantis fan this thing royally sucks.I really was looking forward to this but couldn't even get all the way threw the pilot it was way to melodramatic with nothing happening.Other star gate series have a fairly action based plot with some quirky fun character development. This one is all fluff and no stuff.mite as well watch paint dry.This series may serve as replacment for galactica but it sure is not Stargate.

  • Sucks

    SGU review: 10 reasons Why Stargate universe sucks

    SGU sucked so bad Gateworld is now screening critics and Syfy even turned off new account activation so I am now posting this all over the web.

    1. Wrong name – should have called it “Lost Battlegate Atlantica's Anatomy Voyager”.

    2. Confusing – Scrambled the sequence with unnecessary flashbacks and cause confusion, this only works if there is a big mystery, not the 15 minutes tiny mystery in SGU (Trying to copy Lost)

    3. Lacks originality – Tried too hard to please everyone and ended up being a pile of nothing. As if the writers are beginners writing their first show, copying a little bit from every popular shows out there and calls it a day.

    4. Trying too hard – Unnecessary sex scene which had nothing to do with anything else and screams “me-too”, to think we'll buy this crap just because you put it there is quiet insulting (Trying to copy Galatica)

    5. Annoying – Way too much arguments, yes tension is needed between characters, but some idi0t decided it’d interesting for us to see people argue every step of the way (over common sense) from beginning to the end. Dude, just STFU and move on already.

    6. Boring – Characters don't t stick, because they're all average clueless brain damaged amateurs and a loud mouth, everyone hates loud mouths.

    7. Shaky cameras – Dude, stay the **** still.

    8. Careless – With plot holes the size of Texas.

    9. Too greedy – Crossed the fine line between bravery and stupidity, introducing new stuff to reach wider audience is understandable, ditching everything that was good and piss off loyal fans to the brand itself is just plain stupid.

    10. Bad acting – Souless characters, cardboard acting, but what can you expect from a pilot with a lame script.

    Obviously the guys running this project has the same mentality as the guys who renamed SciFi to Syfy (Syphilis) just to get paid.

    Stargate Un[b]Y[/b]verse sucks.

    If people want ice cream they get ice cream.
    If people want steak they get steak.

    Ice cream and steak don't mix.

    SGU, Have fun shooting yourselves in the foot.

  • Karen

    I don't know why everyone is being so negative about the show. Did you really want just more of the same? Or would you then just complain that it was boring and unoriginal? Maybe everyone needs to get used the fact that Atlantis and SG1 are gone, let it go, and move on. I, for one, enjoyed the pilot. It was fresh and different for stargate, and I'm curious to see when the series is going. I'll reserve judgement on the sex scene, as I don't know if it's going to turn out to be integral to the story in some way, or just a gratuitous “look at how edgy we are” moment. The stargate universe is still alive, kicking, and bringing us stories from galaxies far away. Why knock it before you even get a chance to try it? I'd rather be watching SGU than the most of the other dross on network television.

  • scifilocke

    The show sucks!

  • funkybuffalo

    Good review. I agree with you on most points. I do agree with you that the sex scene seemed out of place. It didn't add anything to the story and sort of came out of nowhere. The full-frontal scene from the SG1 pilot, while more gratuitous, still flowed better and made more sense. Maybe down the line we'll find out she's pregnant or something, but right now it could have been cut with zero impact on the story, other than removing a flow speedbump.

    The other thing I agree with is the lack of a moral center. There is no character on this show I'd trust to make a decision atm. Whether it's Yoda, Shepard Book, Daniel Jackson or whoever. A good show has one character of extremely strong character who tends to anchor the varying actions of those around them. Spock would be another example, although anchoring the logically right front rather than the morally right. Universe doesn't have that personality. The apparently-brilliant college drop-out seems to be the sanest person there, but he's so out of the loop on what's going on around him, he can't trust him to know what's the right thing.

    I'll probably give it a few more episodes at least, but it didn't hook me.

  • Shyanmar

    I really don't see why people are so pissed off about the pilot. I agree with the review pretty much. Nobody said it'll be like SG1 or SGA, so don't go bitchin' about it now, stupid fanboys -.- Hell, I loved SG1 and SGA, I loved BSG, too, for that matter (well, the last episode sucked, OK, but meh), and I think there's definitely more than enough “Stargate” left in this show. About the characters being shallow: How can you judge that? We've seen scenes of about maybe a few hours of the character's lives, we still know practically nothing about them. The whole thing about a series is that the characters undergo changes and development. I think that there will be quite a lot of that in the season. And there might not have been THAT much action (while I still think there was enough), but “Stargate” does not mean “running around with big guns and shooting at whatever moves”. (And I think once the plot goes on and the crew meets some other habitants of the galaxy they're in, there'll be enough of that, too … ). So just because it's focused more on the characters themselves and just because there's no ultra-cool-pwns-everything-funny-supersoldier like John Sheppard (I liked him, mind ya) or the typical fluent-in-ancient-mega-genius-who-happens-to-have-entertaining-personal-issues-dude like our dear Dr. McKay doesn't mean that the show is bad. Goddamnit.
    About that sex scene … we'll have to see how it's relevant to the plot, but generally … as a German I'm not as prude as most of you americans, so I don't really give a damn … now go ahead and flame me =P

  • Nimrod

    It was okay when taken by itself. The sex scene was out there. I wish the place had a little bit brighter of lighting and that the camera man didn't have to film from crazy angles i get that it is supposed to be more dramatic with that stuff but it gave a very dark feel, The exact same feel that made me get bored of BSG. I get what they are trying to do but life is depressing enough i don't need to see the gloomy side of another universe. I want another Stargate please pull this one out of the gutter.

  • dandino

    I'm honestly amazed that people did not like this more. I've watched SG1 and SGA for years, and loved it. But after 15 cumulative seasons, there is nothing wrong with a more mature re-invention and a different direction. I loved BSG, loved Firefly. One review called the writing to be somewhere in the middle between the two, I thought that was quite the compliment. And why are people so turned off by a quick and not too revealing sex scene? I didn't strike me as a big deal in the slightest.

    I was very much looking forward to this show. I did not want to see more random little towns nestled next to every gate out of the middle ages. We've had enough of that. From the pilot, I think this is going to be another great show.

  • Dan

    You know I watched the new show and did not pay attention to the promo's- don't beleive in them, if you know what I mean. This stinks of Battalship Galactica the first soap opera of the uiniverse. Even my wife hated BG. I miss the original terribly this does not look like it will help much. Besided the 40% commercials is charging viewers way too much for this or any show. See ya.