The Fourth Kind Gives Us A Better Look With A Paranoid Featurette

This “Featurette” is more of a background documentary than in movie footage, but kind of gives you some background into the kind of rampant paranoia necessary to get you in the mood to go see “The Fourth Kind” starring Milla Jovovich.

It’s looking like a kind of horror Sci-Fi hybrid. I’m not really clear why your typical alien would need to kidnap and anal probe us or whatever it is they are accused of doing. If genetic material is what they’re looking for it’s all over the freaking place. In fact, it’s really hard to avoid other peoples bio droppings. As far as the probing goes, I think they’d get some volunteers for that. It’s pretty apparent from the previews that whatever they are probing with is either really chilly or maybe a few sizes too big. It’s giving people the willies. My suggestion to the scientifically curious space visitor is to just hang around your local drinking establishment at closing. The test subjects available will already be anesthetized  and unable to remember whatever organ, orifice or cerebral lobe you might wish to probe. “The Fourth Kind” opens Nov 6th.