The Dark Side Of Mail Order

I’ve often pondered what it would really be like to own a lightsaber. Seems cool in theory but there are some obvious complications. For one, Jedi and Dark Sith really like to whip those things around themselves. You know, between their legs, around their heads, etc. A lightsaber cuts in all directions and it wouldn’t be a paper cut if you know what I’m saying. Also, if you own a lightsaber you are going to want to whip it out and use it and I don’t mean cutting the turkey or trimming the hedges. Here we have a short film about how owning a lightsaber can lead you down the garden path to the dark side.