Welcome to your weekly dose of Stargate Universe recapture. I am your host, Endy and I will guide you truthfully and faithfully through the myriad hazards of the weekly Sci-Fi program SGU.

Well, this is either the third episode of the show or the 2nd part of the 3 hour premiere of SGU smushed together under the title of “Air”. By air I’m assuming that they mean that there was little to breathe. If there is some other subtle play of words in that title I’m too dense to see it. I’m sure a lovely constructive comment or two will assist me with this. When last we left the marooned group of folks that now make up the passengers (I can’t call them crew yet) of the starship Destiny, a group of them, notably Dr. Rush, Mathew Scott, Eli Wallace and Roland Greer were just about to set forth through the Stargate to a desert planet to find some goop to fix the machines on the Destiny that scrub the air clean of excess Co2, a lovely molecule that we unfortunately can’t breathe in any great quantity.

large-FullSize-sgu0103-0259xeSo off they go and begin the big desert trudge. A confession. I’m an easily embarrassed person and so therefore I have a highly, almost spidey level sense of cheese. When cheese is found in anything I see I get immediately embarrassed for the actors. In this episode of SGU I’m afraid my cheesy-sense was tingling from time to time. I’ll note these events as we stumble on them.

The desert stomp was more or less to help us with a little backstory on the character of Matthew Scott, played by Brian J. Smith. I’m liking Matthew quite a bit. His backstory so far though was redolent of some epic cheese, a scent that pervaded the desert scenes. He’s a religious guy apparently and knocked up a girl back home. Did something bad to a Priest maybe. In the desert he sees the priest, perhaps summoned from either dehydration, space madness or a sentient dust devil. There was a cool moment when the priest illusion or hallucination appeared as a head in the sand after an offering of water to the dust devil, but the whole affair went careening downhill from that point and I had to watch with my hands on my face in horror. Somewhere in here was a cross on the sand signifying a deposit of co2 scrubbing minerals but I’m trying really hard to forget that part. I turned to my spouse as we watched and said that it would be best to forget that happened. Lets just move on I said.

StarGate UniverseMeanwhile, Dr Rush and angry dude Roland Greer are continuing to not get along. It’s early in the series and everyone is  trying to work the kinks out of their characters. I understand this. At this point, we just have first impressions without character context, however as a first impression, Roland Greer really needs a tone down. He’s over the top. Maybe we’ll see another more sensitive, less psychotic side of young Mr. Greer in future episodes. In the meantime, he is making me grind my teeth. We get the picture, he’s troubled. I understand that not every character in the series can have a cross on the sand moment yet. Let’s hope Greer’s backstory isn’t quite as ripe as Matthew’s is so far.

Back on the Destiny, we get a little introduction to how the whole alien instant communication body switching “stones” work. Louis Ferreira is really doing a great job playing Colonel Everett Young. Less is more with the Colonel and this is how you do it. Everett swaps bodies with Lou Diamond Phillips (Colonel Telford) and Chloe Armstrong (Elyse Levesque) swaps bodies with someone I missed while I got up for a beverage. Colonel Young swapped to deliver an update on the proceedings to Command and Chloe to inform her mother that her father the Senator had made the ultimate sacrifice. The bad news scene was troubling. I had to squint to watch it. I should have gotten another beverage.

Stargate UniverseI’m still feeling quite a bit of love for SGU, despite the unfortunate moments. It’s early. I have faith. I’m starting to really enjoy the acting work of David Blue as Eli Wallace. He’s a bit smartassy but he’s good. Good acting is worth watching. How a former couch potato gamer can be put in charge of a search party over other military types I have no idea. The show has yet to explain why they have so much faith in him. Doing a math puzzle while scarfing Cheetos is no qualification for anything. Still, he’s fun to watch.

At shows end we got a nice creepy and mysterious shot of an alien spacecraft leaving the hull of the Destiny. I love cliffhangers. It’s one reason I haven’t thrown my remote at Flash Forward yet. The destiny is a big ship and I still think the castaways are still roaming around the thing like it’s a cruise ship. Hell, there could be big toothy beasts around every corner in there. I like that we may be seeing the dark side of the ship in some fashion or other in the coming weeks. In the end, we got the life saving goop back to the Destiny and we only lost a few bit characters that (maybe) Stargated themselves to the planet of the flesh eating plants or something. Life is till tough aboard the ship. You can’t eat sand and judging from next weeks preview, even if you could eat sand or sentient dust devils, there’s about to be no power to cook with. Drama is fun! It’s time to up the suspense and danger on SGU. Even on the desert planet of the alcoholic Priests, where they were all in apparent imminent danger of death, I didn’t feel any real suspense or threat to the characters. This isn’t a Disney production. Bring some heat. Well that’s all for now. See you next week.