I was the perfect age to be bug eyed in teenage lust when I first saw the lovely Leia in slave girl gear at the appendages of the slimy Jabba in “Return Of The Jedi”, the last Star Wars movie that made any sense.
Since then that image has been grafted onto my hind brain and will remain forevermore, long past the time my senses evaporate and the rest of my brain turns to gorp. Sponsored in part by G4′s Attack Of The Show, a Leia slave girl car wash was organized for charity Make-A-Wish Foundation. A worthy cause. I’m going to have to forcibly make my wife read this post so I can have my own wish fulfilled. Pic and videos follow. Thanks Scifiwire.


