SGU Producer Joseph Mallozzi Would Like you to Stop Being Idiots

Well, this, er, is not going to prove very fruitful. Apparently tired of all the “Stargate: Universe” bashers showing up at his blog and leaving, well, SGU bashing comments, SGU producer/writer Joseph Mallozzi has responded with a long statement on his blog.

Besides addressing the overall negativity of “Stargate” loyalists who haven’t seen the light, Mallozzi also addresses some of the more hostile reactions to the show. Unfortunately, I’m afraid he’s only going to keep the “conflict” going by addressing it, which is probably not the intent.

On the negativity towards his cast/crew:

Sadly, the negativity has also taken its toll on one-time regular Sherry, proud mother of actor Brian J. Smith, who, surprised and saddened by some of the hostility here, has elected to no longer read the blog. Also, after several months of connecting with fandom online, Brian is stepping away from his popular twitter account for much the same reason. Some of the very same fans who he was kind enough to open up a dialogue with in the run-up to the premiere started leaving him nasty comments as though he was responsible for the show’s creative direction. I imagine that if Robert Carlyle was on twitter, these same morons would be berating him for being mean to his fellow Destiny crew members.

About the sex in the show:

SGU is NOT SG-1 or Atlantis. It’s a different show in terms of tone and characters. If you’re expecting flawless people, square-jawed heroes, and stories that set up and deliver all the answers over the course of a forty-five minute episode, you WILL be disappointed. And DON’T expect that to change. If you don’t like the character interactions, romance, and open-ended story elements introduced to date, you’re in for a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong haul because that’s our show.

Unlike the more kid-friendly SG-1 and Atlantis with its wholesale slaughters of enemy combatants, tortures, stabbings, and occasional live burnings, Universe will touch on the heinous topic of physically intimacy. These “sex scenes”, which amounted to approximately 1 whole minute of the 270 minutes aired to date, engendered a fair amount of controversy. And that’s fine. I don’t mind continuing to read and approve your comments on the subject so long as you don’t mind knowing that nothing will change in this respect and that if you were offended by that broom closet scene in Air I, I guarantee you’ll be clawing your eyes out of your skull given what we have in store later this season. Also, while I can understand why some may have had a problem with that broom-closet scene in the premiere given that it did come as a surprise to many, I can’t muster up much empathy or understanding for those complaining about the Scott-Chloe scene in Light. Again, if it’s a matter of not enjoying shows that focus on the occasional romance between characters, then that’s unfortunate – because that’s the type of show you’re watching. If, on the other hand, it’s an innate response to the very notion of intimacy no matter how modest the scene, then I’d suggest a deep-rooted personal issue that would be best dealt with somewhere other than this blog.

Anyone who complains about the Chloe-Scott scene are, let’s face it, infantile. The broom closet shagging in the pilot, on the other hand, was just grossly out of place, and Mallozzi would do well to admit it was a big mistake, pandering at its worst, and move on.

And finally, on “idiot commenters” on his blog:

Finally, some words of advice – words of advice not so much for those of you here but those leaving comments on other forums and websites (if you would be kind enough to pass the message along): STOP MAKING IDIOT COMMENTS. Note I didn’t say idiotic comments because that would imply that the lion’s share of the idiocy lies with the comment itself rather than the commentator. No, I mean: STOP MAKING IDIOT COMMENTS.

Let’s face it, Mallozzi has reasons to be angry, but I’m not sure if this is very helpful. He calls it a rant, and it most definitely is, but perhaps the better response might be to continue moderating all the comments on his blog (or pay one of his assistants to do it) and ignore the naysayers. But this rant does make him sound incredibly intractable (“If you don’t like the character interactions, romance, and open-ended story elements introduced to date, you’re in for a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong haul because that’s our show.”), which is just going to make the other side dig in even more.

Oh well, I’ll keep watching “Universe”, mostly because it’s still watchable, but the aliens better show up soon, and I’m not talking about floating cloud dusts, Joseph. If I want a show set on a spaceship with people arguing and no aliens, I’d watch the “Battlestar Galactica” episodes I have on DVR.

Joseph Mallozzi in better, happier times with Amanda Tapping.

Joseph Mallozzi in better, happier times with Amanda Tapping.


  • Corey

    ohhh Joseph Mallozzi has had his little tantrum and cry , poor Joseph Mallozzi .
    If you made a decent tv show maybe you wouldn’t get so many negative comments .. Every think thats the reason there is so much negativity about the show ?
    I don’t mind watching Drama shows and things that touch on more adult themes if they are interesting and well written . But this show is a lame attempt at getting ratings with bad acting , bad writing , unlikable characters the list just goes on . It use sex scenes that have no relevant to story or character progression and the TV stations seem to like to use these scenes in there tv adverts if this isn’t the lamest way to grab ratings by using sex to try and sell this terrible show ….
    I really wanted to like this show as I loved all the other stargates but after 8 long boring episodes I wont be watching any more .
    So Joseph Mallozzi keep doing what your doing to this show we will see just how long this series last and it will go down in history as one of the worst TV show ..

  • TOM

    i hate SGU with a passion.

    i just can’t belive how bad it is. words are insufficient to describe how much i hate eevry single frame of this show

    • Fred

      Its insulting that it even shares the same name , Why didnt they just call it 90210 on a lost space ship .

  • Sam

    Paint drying is pretty accurate IMO. I fell asleep watching Justice.

  • Thors_Cabana_Boy

    It's very telling that the sex scenes all of one minute are copiously used on most of the websites, reviews, promo, … etc. Carefully inserted to get attention, and then they claim they're a minor point.

    BTW Joe, I quit watching at the point in Earth in the bar. It was quite evident this was never going to get any better.

  • Rsvp2rob

    Watched the first three episodes and found them profoundly lacking. Just tune in for a new episode on 6*4*10 and found that it still is tripe/////// Could have been and should have been a blast to watch……but it's lacking scripts that have to have cameo appearances by Amanda and Richard to bolster bad plots etc makes it more incredulous. Sorry to say

  • Guest Dave

    The reason why there are Stargates is because seeder ships went ahead making them, and depositing them.

  • Guest Dave

    The reason why there are Stargates is because seeder ships went ahead making them, and depositing them.

  • Guest Dave

    The reason why there are Stargates is because seeder ships went ahead making them, and depositing them.

  • Guest Dave

    The reason why there are Stargates is because seeder ships went ahead making them, and depositing them.

  • Guest Dave

    The reason why there are Stargates is because seeder ships went ahead making them, and depositing them.