Robots are the ultimate Sci-Fi sex objects. While the human female can be as perfect, they come with certain disadvantages, like free will and a healthy suspicion of males. Synthetic females in film and television seem designed for no guilt attraction. Most are engineered to pass entirely as women, while some wear their feminine chrome in plain view. Disguised, a beautiful bot can perform many tasks, including deluding stupid and smitten males for the brief time it will require for them to be probed, sampled, interrogated or terminated.
What other tasks a girl robot may wish or be programmed to perform we can leave up to your imagination. Here are a few of the sexiest robots on film and television.
Angelina Jolie In Cyborg 2
This was Angelina’s first grown up movie role. In it she played a secret agent bot and an occasionally naked one. Soon she was forced to be on the run after she discovered she was about to be reclaimed for spare parts. A terrible waste of a perfect design.
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Kristanna Loken In Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines
Kristanna played a female Terminator in this unfortunate third movie in the Terminator series. Like her fellow bot Robert Patrick from T-2, she was all melty and shiny. Designed to perhaps blend in better than her fellow male terminators, she was nevertheless dispatched in the end by Arnold and the younger John Conner, soon to be squinting and growling his lines in the hopefully much better Terminator 4.
Daryl Hannah In Blade Runner
The replicants in Ridley Scott’s 1982 masterwork Blade Runner are decidedly more organic than the majority of their more mechanical peers. These girls have fluid and they bleed, something. Though they cry artificial tears, they want the tears to be real. Pris is described as a basic pleasure model. The standard item for military clubs in the outer colonies. Pris is hunted and then meets her end after a poorly timed demonstration of how human she could be.
EVE From Wall-E
I’m totally crushing on EVE. She is as feminine as any other artificial simulacrum of the human form. EVE’s sensuality is demonstrated entirely in the subtleties of her movement and illuminated in her spare voice. She glows with perfectly accurate girltude and comes alive ultimately in her expression of love for Wall-E, who is, like most men, pretty hopeless.
Grace Park In BattleStar Galactica
Lieutenant Junior Grade Sharon “Boomer” Valerii is a conflicted girl. She is a sleeper agent and number 8 in the line of cylons placed among humans to tempt and to torment. Number 8′s big problem is that being a sleeper agent means that, for a formative period, she believes she is human. She has fought for the human cause and she has loved human beings. Sentience is troublesome.
Tricia Helfer In BattleStar Galactica
Number 6 is the all time reigning champion of robotic beauty. She is undefeated. On BattleStar, she is succubus and angel. Gaius Baltar is a reduced to a Shakespearean figure under her complete command. Watching her, you can identify with Gaius. Submission to perfection is logical.
Summer Glau in Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles
Finally a terminator female we can cheer about. Cameron satisfies all the basic sexy robot food groups. She is relentless in the execution of her programming while maintaining great hair and a supermodel pose.
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The Robot Maria in Metropolis
In 1927, Fritz Lang introduced Metropolis and with it our first look at the purest form of the perfect robotic female. Maria was made to imitate a real woman, for dark purposes. There was no need to cover the false Maria in artificial skin or hide her under human clothes. Maria was made to shine and for her curves and smooth chrome lines to drive men apart or insane and to ensight the anger of the masses.
