Yay! It’s a new, totally cooler trailer for Len Wiseman’s “Total Recall”. The trailer answers that question that has been on nerd’s minds since they announced the remake: “Will the three-breasted hooker be in this thing or what?” Yes, she’s in this thing. Or at least, the trailer promises she’s in it, though I don’t know how much of her is actually in it, if you know what I mean.
The trailer itself looks pretty action-packed. Not a surprise. This is Len Wiseman, after all. I expect lots of slick, visually stimulating action sequences. I was surprised to see that the film had a lot of humor, though. Best line of the year?
“What can I say? I give good wife.”
Starring Starring Colin Farrell, Bryan Cranston, Kate Beckinsale, Bill Nighy, Jessica Biel, Ethan Hawke, John Cho, Bokeem Woodbine, and Will Yun Lee.
Colin saves the day August 3, 2012.