Besides the big warning, you know, the one where the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar ends, finishing up the whole sordid 5125 year business of walking along as happy bipeds (unless you got sacrificed after losing a football game) on or about Dec 21 or 23 in 2012, those prognosticating Mayans foretold another less widely known disaster, concerning a certain German movie director.

The Onion has dug up the details and I think that the Mayans may have this one right. Roland Emmerich’s “2012″ arrives as prophesied Nov 13. Let’s hope that Woody’s end is quick.