Hilarious Edit Of Star Wars Opening Screen Crawl

I don’t mean to be mean to George Lucas, really. I mean after all, we wouldn’t have the obvious sublime awesomeness of the original three “Star Wars” movies without George. I’m not sure now how much creative input he actually had in those movies since the last three films looked like they were made by a completely different person, but I’m ready to say that without George, no Han, no Yoda, no Wookie.

But unfortunately, for the re-release “Special” edition of the epic three, George went back and did a little tinkering. Tinkering of the “Phantom Menace” taint. The boys over at College Humour have taken umbrage and have rewritten the opening slanty screen crawl to better reflect the edits in our beloved masterpieces.