Fascist Alien Environmentalists Attack in New Day the Earth Stood Still Remake 5-Minute Trailer

Behold, the wonders of a wooden Keanu Reeves as he plays the role he was born to play — an alien humanoid devoid of personality! Marvel at the crappiness of a totally CGI Gort as he shoots laser beams out of his cyclop eye at attacking fighter jets! Wonder at the inherent fascism of alien beings that threatens to destroy the human race if we don’t conform to their beliefs and pick up our garbage! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, here’s a 5-minute trailer for the upcoming “The Day the Earth Stood Still” remake, which, if nothing else, really brings the point home that environmentalists can be fascist douche bags sometimes.

Aliens land on Earth with a message for all humans – live in peace or be destroyed. Starring Keanu Reeves and Jennifer Connelly in the sci-fi remake of the 1951 classic film. Directed by Scott Derrickson.

Trailer makes me wanna go out and litter…



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