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		<title>A Day in the Life of Princess Leia and Her Stormtrooper Captors</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 18:12:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nix</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So what&#8217;s it like for Princess Leia after she got captured by the Stormtroopers at the beginning of &#8220;Star Wars&#8221;? Well College Humor is doing a series of original shorts that exposes what everyone&#8217;s favorite Rebel Princess went through during her captivity. Okay, so they don&#8217;t come out and say that it&#8217;s Star Wars, but come on, it&#8217;s Star Wars. &#8220;Parks and Recreations&#8221;/&#8221;Scott Pilgrim vs. the World&#8221; babe Aubrey Plaza plays the not-Princess Leia Princess Leia character, but it&#8217;s those wacky Stormtroopers and their wackiness that steals the show. Here are the four shorts that have been released so far.]]></description>
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		<title>Ewok Karaoke. You Know You Wanna.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 21:34:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nix</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yub-nub. Indeed. Via Boingboing.]]></description>
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		<title>How Star Trek Should Have Ended</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 11:48:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>endymi0n</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m trying to remember how J.J. Abrams finished up the latest &#8220;Star Trek&#8221;, but I&#8217;m a might foggy this morning kids. Bah, doesn&#8217;t matter, it still couldn&#8217;t have been better than how the this hilarious animated vid plays out via the guys at How It Should Have Ended. For the sequel J.J., please, less lens flare. Thanks Slashfilm.]]></description>
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		<title>So Wrong it&#8217;s Right: Predator 2 Dancing Outtake</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 17:29:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nix</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember &#8220;Predator 2&#8243;? The sequel to the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie starring Danny Glover (genius casting there, guys) as a supercop taking on the Predators in the big city? Via UGO, here&#8217;s an outtake from the movie where the stuntment in the Predator suits get down and boogie. Apparently this was supposed to play during the closing credits, or some such. Later, Danny Glover shows up and gets down with the Predators. It&#8217;s all oh so very wrong and yet oh so very right.]]></description>
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		<title>Star Wars And A-Team Video Mashup: A Possible Sneak Peek At The New Live Action Series?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 18:55:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>endymi0n</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, please god, don&#8217;t let George see this. This is a wickedly executed A-Team and Star Wars video mashup that is perfectly done and also, perfectly cheesy. If George sees it, I&#8217;m certain he&#8217;ll feel compelled to be ah, influenced by it. Which reminds me. Have you seen the breathtakingly perfect video review of &#8220;Episode 1: The Phantom Menace&#8221; bouncing around getting millions of views on the YouTube? I posted the links last week. I&#8217;ll post it again. I&#8217;m wondering if George may feel compelled to watch it, or at least the first bit (it&#8217;s 70 minutes). On behalf of the Sci-Fi community at large let me beseech you Mr. Lucas. Watch the review. Take the criticism and learn. Come back to us and to sanity. We miss you. Thanks to Topless Robot for the A-Team bit.]]></description>
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		<title>Mythbusters Investigates Captain Kirk&#8217;s Gorn Gun</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 14:59:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>endymi0n</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Normally I&#8217;d be reluctant to admit this, but I&#8217;ve spent a completely abnormal amount of time considering the probability that Captain Kirk&#8217;s desert made diamond cannon in the episode &#8220;Arena&#8221; would have been more likely to kill the good Captain or simply to have fizzled out. Shortly thereafter of course our scaly friend Mr. Gorn would have eaten Kirk&#8217;s face, either in the pieces that were left on the ground or, while still attached to James after the Gorn had finished hunting and skinning him. The intrepid Nerds at Mythbusters have also obviously been considering the possibility that the thing was never going to work or that perhaps diamonds aren&#8217;t scattered on the ground like acorns. Rocks would probably have done the job if you hit the Gorn straight in the beak. Thank Spock that in the end our trusting Gorn waddled straight into the approximately one degree firing arc of the little cannon. Gorns can go straight apparently but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Passengers Animated Short Is A Dark And Stormy Night With Goldfish</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 18:57:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>endymi0n</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I watched it. I laughed. It&#8217;s really good. I have no idea why the Goldfish was in the bag, or who left the Goldfish there. What the music had to do with the whole sordid affair I have no idea. All I know is that Chris Jones spent 8 years putting this thing together completely all by himself. He even did the music. That it makes no sense is not really the point. Like I said, it&#8217;s really funny and Chris deserves 7 minutes of your time after 8 years of work. So please push play.]]></description>
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		<title>Dagobah Is Not A HoneyMoon Destination</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:49:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>endymi0n</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That is unless your bride to be is a Jedi or maybe a wookie. Journey to Dagobah, the recreation destination for those that don&#8217;t need umbrellas in their drinks or swim up bars for fun and relaxation. In case you&#8217;re not sure whether you have the stones or not for the balmy climate and the troubling flora and fauna, check out the video from the Dagobah tourism bureau. It sure made my day. Thanks Topless Robot!]]></description>
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		<title>South Park&#8217;s 2012 Parody. And Pee Drinking Episode.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:15:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nix</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The boys at &#8220;South Park&#8221; always likes to toss in a big Hollywood movie parody or two in their episodes. Last week they took a swipe at James Cameron&#8217;s &#8220;Avatar&#8221;, and this week it&#8217;s Roland Emmerich&#8217;s disaster epic &#8220;2012&#8243;. In the episode, the boys go to the local Splash Town-ish water park, where Cartman gets incense at all the minorities there, while all the peeing in the water results in a massive tsunami of, well, pee destroying the park in a &#8220;2012&#8243;-ish sequence. It&#8217;s all very silly and completely over-the-top ridiculous &#8212; you know, like the actual movie. Watch the full episode here.]]></description>
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		<title>Mayan Calendar Has Another Disturbing Warning</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>endymi0n</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Besides the big warning, you know, the one where the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar ends, finishing up the whole sordid 5125 year business of walking along as happy bipeds (unless you got sacrificed after losing a football game) on or about Dec 21 or 23 in 2012, those prognosticating Mayans foretold another less widely known disaster, concerning a certain German movie director. The Onion has dug up the details and I think that the Mayans may have this one right. Roland Emmerich&#8217;s &#8220;2012&#8243; arrives as prophesied Nov 13. Let&#8217;s hope that Woody&#8217;s end is quick.]]></description>
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		<title>Caveman Science Fiction</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 18:49:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>endymi0n</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a slow news day kids. I&#8217;m sure something momentous and intriguing will come up. Until it does, a funny for your enjoyment. Funny with a message. Thanks i09.]]></description>
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		<title>Global Warming Reveals Secrets Buried In The Polar Wastes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 23:01:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>endymi0n</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At first glance, the polar regions of the Earth look benign and snowy, full of fluffy bears, well insulated aboriginals or penguins, depending on which end you happen to be stuck in. But now, as we humans dump as much crap into the atmosphere as we can and the poles begin to melt, the secrets buried in the ice begin to unveil themselves, revealing, well, let&#8217;s let the Onion tell us. According to oceanographers, the Arctic Circle has been devastated by the effects of global warming in recent years, threatening hundreds of men and women who use the frozen tundra as a place to conduct bizarre experiments in human-animal grafting, carry out massive government cover-ups, or simply as a hidden headquarters from which to battle the forces of evil and fight crime. &#8220;Last week a giant ice sheet broke off and split my prized underground complex nearly in half,&#8221; said Dr. Raygun, a self-described psychotic mastermind best known for his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Patton Oswalt Explains What&#8217;s Wrong with the Star Wars Prequels</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:38:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nix</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of comedian Patton Oswalt&#8217;s most famous riffs is explaining what was wrong with the &#8220;Star Wars&#8221; prequels. By way of imaginary time travel, here&#8217;s Oswalt&#8217;s fictional encounter with George Lucas, who has just informed him of his ideas for a &#8220;Star Wars&#8221; prequels. The original stand-up routine was pretty NSFW, but here&#8217;s a cleaned-up version that Oswalt did for the Comedy Central. It was funnier when you heard Oswalt, a short, fat comedian throwing out F-bombs like there was no tomorrow. Still funny, though, but I would recommend hunting down the R-rated version if you get the chance. This should give you an idea, though.]]></description>
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		<title>Author John Scalzi&#8217;s Epic Sci-Fi Design Fail Guide</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 17:26:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>endymi0n</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[John Scalzi is a noted and excellent Sci-Fi author (Old Man&#8217;s War) who also writes a rather brilliant and often hilarious column for AMC&#8217;s Sci-Fi Scanner blog. In this week&#8217;s edition, John examines Star Trek films and the design mistakes in plot and logic that make the films as wonderful and campy as Sci-Fi should mostly be. Humourless Science Fiction sucks. Here&#8217;s a taste: The Alien Probe of Star Trek IV The programming of this probe is even more simple than that of V&#8217;Ger, and could be written in four lines in the BASIC programming language: 10. GOTO Earth 20. INPUT &#8220;I can has humpback whalez?&#8221; A$ 30. IF A$=&#8221;no&#8221; THEN GOTO 40 40. DESTROY EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING I&#8217;m pretty sure this is not optimal design. Brilliant. I need to buy more of John&#8217;s books. Go read the rest of the goodness to be found in John&#8217;s column and then get thee to Amazon oh faithful Sci-Fi reader.]]></description>
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		<title>Neil Armstrong Finally Realizes He Never Actually Went To The Moon</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 14:03:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>endymi0n</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After many years of deep denial, Neil Armstrong has finally come to grips with the fact that all those G-Forces, violent shakings and then micro followed by mini gravitational forces he experienced in his various trips off planet were all an epically contrived, many thousands of participants, ruse to flummox the Russians. We are all very happy he has finally seen the light. Thanks to Ralph Coleman, the great detective and Moon landing denier, Neil has finally admitted the truth to himself and to the world. Is he kind of upset over the whole unfortunate adult diaper thing? Is he miffed at the horrendous spacesuit chafing? I can just imagine. The Onion has broken the story and is all over it. A bit of their intrepid reporting follows. Thanks to Gizmodo for spreading the word. Although Armstrong said he &#8220;could have sworn&#8221; he felt the effects of zero gravity while soaring out of the Earth&#8217;s atmosphere and through space, he [...]]]></description>
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