South Park’s 2012 Parody. And Pee Drinking Episode.

The boys at “South Park” always likes to toss in a big Hollywood movie parody or two in their episodes. Last week they took a swipe at James Cameron’s “Avatar”, and this week it’s Roland Emmerich’s disaster epic “2012″. In the episode, the boys go...

November 19th, 2009 | Read More

Open Discussion Thread: 2012

We’ve been covering Roland Emmerich’s “2012″ since it was announced in February of 2008. Almost two years later, the film explodes its way into theater this Friday, and no one and nothing is safe. Emmerich and company ponders the end of the world in “2012″ by way of...

November 12th, 2009 | Read More

Roland Emmerich Wants Double The Independence Day Sequel Fun

I am one Sci-Fi fan that never tires of films where the aliens come down to Mother Earth and think that we humans will be as easy to conquer as butter, only to see us rise up and deliver a serious lesson in smackdown. Within this sophisticated genre, “Independance Day” is a classic of the...

November 12th, 2009 | Read More

Some More 2012 Run for Your Lives Images

A couple of more pics from Master of Disaster Roland Emmerich’s latest disaster porn, “2012″. These features more of the ladies of “2012″, including Thandie Newton as the Prez’s daughter, and Amanda Peet as the suffering wife of John Cusack’s Everyman Hero character....

November 8th, 2009 | Read More

Roland Emmerich Has His Plans Made For 2013

Roland Emmerich has an early Xmas present ready for all you fans of fine, tasteful and hysterical disaster movies. “2012″ will enrich all our Sci-Fi Holiday preparations with absolutely photo realistic footage of mother Earth undergoing an extreme makeover. In the crumbly aftermath, who will...

November 4th, 2009 | Read More

What Roland Emmerich Couldn’t Obliterate

I am confident in reporting that in “2012″, an imminent digital masterpiece by director Roland Emmerich, your favorite phallic monument or architectural wonder is going to be completely squashed. However, in deciding which statue, building, city or structure was going to be tidal waved, rolled,...

November 3rd, 2009 | Read More

The Cast Of Roland Emmerich’s 2012 Wax On about the Return Of Quetzalcoatl!

My significant spouse and I are debating whether to go to “2012″. I, naturally, am firmly in the “Yup” camp as destruction of this quality and scope comes perhaps once in a Sci-Fi movie going lifetime. The spouse unit thinks that maybe the movie could be depressing and perhaps...

November 2nd, 2009 | Read More

Three New TV Spots For 2012

Here we go with the inevitable onslaught of preview videos for the Nov 13th release of “2012″. No Woody Harrelson in evidence so we have a low humour to depressing disaster ratio. As 2012 the date and not “2012″ the movie approaches, I’m noticing people are getting a little...

October 27th, 2009 | Read More

Not Everything Obliterated In 2012 Is Digital

Watching the trailers for Roland Emmerich’s Disaster Porn epic, “2012″, it appears that separate from the films potential quality, the special effects look freaktastic and wonderfully over the top. Not all the wreckage and ruin dished out in “2012″ is via CGI. Some of the...

October 22nd, 2009 | Read More

Mayan Calendar Has Another Disturbing Warning

Besides the big warning, you know, the one where the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar ends, finishing up the whole sordid 5125 year business of walking along as happy bipeds (unless you got sacrificed after losing a football game) on or about Dec 21 or 23 in 2012, those prognosticating Mayans foretold...

October 19th, 2009 | Read More

New 2012 Clip Shows Woody Always Knew

Finally we get a good Woody Harrelson clip in Roland Emmerich’s “2012″ to look at, showing that “2012″ does seem to have a sense of humour. If you want to put funny in a movie, Woody is the man to lighten the joint up. Woody plays a guy by the name of Charlie Frost that...

October 14th, 2009 | Read More

New 2012 Trailer Piles on the Disaster

You know, there is something … wrong with the way Roland Emmerich seems intent on just obliterating everything in sight in the most beautifully orchestrated way possible. It’s like porn for people who really, really hates humanity. Anyways, here’s another trailer for “2012″. An...

October 8th, 2009 | Read More

2012 Without All That Distracting Disaster

You will just not believe the lengths that Roland Emmerich, the director of the speeding train without breaks called “2012″, imminently to blow your mind in a multiplex near you, is willing to go to ruin Earth Day forever. Good old Roland is going to redefine the word smithereens. The cast...

October 6th, 2009 | Read More

2012 Five Minute Clip, or How John Cusack Became the World’s Greatest Driver

In case you missed it, the studio recently put out five whole minutes of Roland Emmerich’s apocalyptic insanity called “2012″, including mass destruction on a Hollywood scale. You gotta figure that one of these days Emmerich is going to get tired of people thinking all he does is blow...

October 2nd, 2009 | Read More

New Poster and Image from 2012 or How John Cusack Learned to Swim

A new poster and image from Roland Emmerich’s disaster-palooza via SciFiWire. Check them out below, check them outers. An epic adventure about a global cataclysm that brings an end to the world and tells of the heroic struggle of the survivors. Starring John Cusack, Thandie Newton, Woody Harrelson,...

September 7th, 2009 | Read More

New Images and Posters for Emmerich’s 2012

Wouldn’t it be funny if, one day, we discovered that Roland Emmerich, the director of “2012″, has a personal grudge against the planet that would explain why he’s always destroying it, over and over and over again? Just thinking. New pics and posters for “2012″ after...

August 27th, 2009 | Read More

Japanese Trailer For 2012 Is A Subtitled Spectacle

“2012″ coming in Nov, looks to be the disaster movie to end all disaster movies. Roland Emmerich, the director, has toyed around in the past with disaster. He has blown up historic buildings of note (Independence Day), overseen the chaotic rampage of a mythical beast (Godzilla) and really,...

August 26th, 2009 | Read More

Learning To Cope With 2012 And Armageddon At The Institute For Human Continuity

In “2012″, according to the great sage and disaster movie maven Roland Emmerich, the Mayans will flip us a cold “I Told You So” from their great cultural Valhalla and our world will end in a dusty, crusty upheaval of tectonic pwnage. So, to prepare for this fast approaching day,...

August 25th, 2009 | Read More

Roland Emmerich’s 2012: Disaster At It’s Finest

Roland Emmerich really likes to blow stuff up. This is a very good thing. There’s nothing more cathartic than watching a rolling building or a tidal wave power smushing a major city. Disaster movies are just a mountain of feel good. In the upcoming 2012 from Roland Emmerich (Godzilla, Independence...

July 7th, 2009 | Read More

Sci-Fi Trailer: Roland Emmerich’s 2012

No one destroys the planet like Hollywood. Oh sure, other countries may dabble in disaster and end-of-the-world movies, but let’s face it, when it comes to orchestrating global, planet-ending mayhem, no one does it better than the tech wizards of Hollywood. Which is why Roland Emmerich’s...

June 18th, 2009 | Read More