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South Park’s 2012 Parody. And Pee Drinking Episode.
Nov. 19 | The boys at “South Park” always likes to toss in a big Hollywood movie parody or two in their episodes. Last week they took a swipe at James Cameron’s “Avatar”, and this week it’s Roland Emmerich’s disaster epic...
Open Discussion Thread: 2012
Nov. 12 | We’ve been covering Roland Emmerich’s “2012″ since it was announced in February of 2008. Almost two years later, the film explodes its way into theater this Friday, and no one and nothing is safe. Emmerich and company ponders the...
Roland Emmerich Wants Double The Independence Day Sequel Fun
Nov. 12 | I am one Sci-Fi fan that never tires of films where the aliens come down to Mother Earth and think that we humans will be as easy to conquer as butter, only to see us rise up and deliver a serious lesson in smackdown. Within this sophisticated genre,...
Some More 2012 Run for Your Lives Images
Nov. 8 | A couple of more pics from Master of Disaster Roland Emmerich’s latest disaster porn, “2012″. These features more of the ladies of “2012″, including Thandie Newton as the Prez’s daughter, and Amanda Peet as the suffering...
Roland Emmerich Has His Plans Made For 2013
Nov. 4 | Roland Emmerich has an early Xmas present ready for all you fans of fine, tasteful and hysterical disaster movies. “2012″ will enrich all our Sci-Fi Holiday preparations with absolutely photo realistic footage of mother Earth undergoing an...
What Roland Emmerich Couldn’t Obliterate
Nov. 3 | I am confident in reporting that in “2012″, an imminent digital masterpiece by director Roland Emmerich, your favorite phallic monument or architectural wonder is going to be completely squashed. However, in deciding which statue, building,...
The Cast Of Roland Emmerich’s 2012 Wax On about the Return Of Quetzalcoatl!
Nov. 2 | My significant spouse and I are debating whether to go to “2012″. I, naturally, am firmly in the “Yup” camp as destruction of this quality and scope comes perhaps once in a Sci-Fi movie going lifetime. The spouse unit thinks that...
Three New TV Spots For 2012
Oct. 27 | Here we go with the inevitable onslaught of preview videos for the Nov 13th release of “2012″. No Woody Harrelson in evidence so we have a low humour to depressing disaster ratio. As 2012 the date and not “2012″ the movie approaches,...
Not Everything Obliterated In 2012 Is Digital
Oct. 22 | Watching the trailers for Roland Emmerich’s Disaster Porn epic, “2012″, it appears that separate from the films potential quality, the special effects look freaktastic and wonderfully over the top. Not all the wreckage and ruin dished...
Mayan Calendar Has Another Disturbing Warning
Oct. 19 | Besides the big warning, you know, the one where the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar ends, finishing up the whole sordid 5125 year business of walking along as happy bipeds (unless you got sacrificed after losing a football game) on or about Dec 21 or...
New 2012 Clip Shows Woody Always Knew
Oct. 14 | Finally we get a good Woody Harrelson clip in Roland Emmerich’s “2012″ to look at, showing that “2012″ does seem to have a sense of humour. If you want to put funny in a movie, Woody is the man to lighten the joint up. Woody...
New 2012 Trailer Piles on the Disaster
Oct. 8 | You know, there is something … wrong with the way Roland Emmerich seems intent on just obliterating everything in sight in the most beautifully orchestrated way possible. It’s like porn for people who really, really hates humanity. Anyways,...
2012 Without All That Distracting Disaster
Oct. 6 | You will just not believe the lengths that Roland Emmerich, the director of the speeding train without breaks called “2012″, imminently to blow your mind in a multiplex near you, is willing to go to ruin Earth Day forever. Good old Roland...
2012 Five Minute Clip, or How John Cusack Became the World’s Greatest Driver
Oct. 2 | In case you missed it, the studio recently put out five whole minutes of Roland Emmerich’s apocalyptic insanity called “2012″, including mass destruction on a Hollywood scale. You gotta figure that one of these days Emmerich is going...
New Poster and Image from 2012 or How John Cusack Learned to Swim
Sep. 7 | A new poster and image from Roland Emmerich’s disaster-palooza via SciFiWire. Check them out below, check them outers. An epic adventure about a global cataclysm that brings an end to the world and tells of the heroic struggle of the survivors. Starring...
New Images and Posters for Emmerich’s 2012
Aug. 27 | Wouldn’t it be funny if, one day, we discovered that Roland Emmerich, the director of “2012″, has a personal grudge against the planet that would explain why he’s always destroying it, over and over and over again? Just thinking....
Japanese Trailer For 2012 Is A Subtitled Spectacle
Aug. 26 | “2012″ coming in Nov, looks to be the disaster movie to end all disaster movies. Roland Emmerich, the director, has toyed around in the past with disaster. He has blown up historic buildings of note (Independence Day), overseen the chaotic...
Learning To Cope With 2012 And Armageddon At The Institute For Human Continuity
Aug. 25 | In “2012″, according to the great sage and disaster movie maven Roland Emmerich, the Mayans will flip us a cold “I Told You So” from their great cultural Valhalla and our world will end in a dusty, crusty upheaval of tectonic pwnage. So,...
Roland Emmerich’s 2012: Disaster At It’s Finest
Jul. 7 | Roland Emmerich really likes to blow stuff up. This is a very good thing. There’s nothing more cathartic than watching a rolling building or a tidal wave power smushing a major city. Disaster movies are just a mountain of feel good. In the upcoming...
