Despite my best efforts to mind meld with my home-girl Ellen Page regarding the deep and hopefully disturbing details to be found within the plot of Christopher “Dark Knight” Nolan’s new Sci-Fi effort “Inception”, Ellen has thwarted me at every turn. Ellen!

However, some new information has leaked out and we now know some of the names of the characters and even their jobs. I will inform you.

Ellen Page is Ariadne, Leo’s college sidekick. Marion Cotillard is Leo’s wife. Joseph Gordon Levitt is Arthur, an assistant to Leo. Tom Hardy is Eames, a so called team player. Ken Watanabe is Saito, the villian. Dileep Rao is Yusef, an unknown entity. Cillian Murphy is Fischer, also unknown. Tom Berenger is Browning and Leo Dicaprio is perhaps Cobb. Michael Caine is on board as we know but nothing is known about his role or his name. We only know one thing about Mr. Caine, that he is cool incarnate. Can I get an amen? Filming continues apace. Inception will be in the big light on July 16th 2010. Thanks Comingsoon and /film for your kind assistance.