Chris Pine is sitting back as we speak, picking through scripts and smiling a lot. Life is good. If you’re Chris you just starred in and did a wonderful job as the Kirk in this summers “Star Trek”. Producers and California blonds are beating a path to your door.
Unfortunately, Chris made movies before Star Trek. Some obviously of dubious quality. Hey, you need to eat right? One such film has been lying dormant in the can, growing extra stinky and waiting for Mr. Pine to get as super popular as he has now become. This almost always happens to new stars. Either a film gets a re-release on Dvd or some fetid, moldy monstrosity gets scraped from the depths of some studios vault to see the big theatre light.
In “Carriers”, folks everywhere get the avian flu. That’s the one before the piggy kind currently floating around. It’s a bad flu no doubt. But not this bad. In “Carriers”, it’s always fatal and then it zombiefies you. Remember kids, it’s just a movie and judging by the trailer it’s a really bad one. Still, really bad zombie movies are better than really good romantic comedies so when Sept 4th rolls around, remember your new (or old) Starfleet tattoo and take one for the team. Go see Chris. Go see it drunk. Thanks Cinematical!
