I've a relatively twisted sense of humor and I like to amuse my friends. I do some writing once in awhile but I'm keeping my day job - seeing how no one has yet to come along and offer me a multimillion dollar book deal - someone ( I can't remember which moronic agent) told me you had to actually write a BOOK to get that deal ...... now is that true? You go and look at my stories and tell me they're not worth millions of dollars : http://cadence48x16.wordpress.com/ lol lol....

The Cave – Bundle up & get your swim fins – we’re goin in!

Oh, so I had an idea, I’ll rent one of the worst movies I can find. Nobody ever says that on the way to get a movie right? It’ll be an EXPERIMENT! So I did it. I went in the video store and started looking for something that I was sure would make me throw the remote and scream. Some people...

November 13th, 2009 | Read More

Roswell, Texas – Saddle up Boys!

Well, there it is, Roswell, Texas - the book I have coveted for the past two years but somehow just never got around to reading. Now I know why, because this multi layered volume of ‘twisted Texas tawdriness’ pretty much soaked up every insomniac moment I had and then some....

November 6th, 2009 | Read More

Tim Tyler’s ‘Engine’ – Thrust is a Must!

I have this persistent dream, it goes like this: I’m in the comic book shop hunting through the millions and millions of comics that are stacked EVERYWHERE but I just can’t seem to find what I’m looking for….not that I don’t want everything I see but I can’t find...

November 2nd, 2009 | Read More

Black Salt …….Monks on a Rampage!

I was handed a golden opportunity the other day and since those so seldom come along I took a long moment to bask in it’s glow . Let me show you what I’m rambling about, so you can bask too. This is Black Salt and I have a feeling it’s going to gather momentum like a Cheetah...

October 23rd, 2009 | Read More

Doug TenNapel’s ‘Gear’ – missed shifts and some fishy philosophy.

Gear. What can I say? Sometimes things are a hit sometimes a miss. Doug TenNapel is a talented a guy and he’s built up quite a fine stable of works but I’m not sure I would count Gear as one of his masterpieces. Don’t get me wrong, I liked the book and yes, before you email me and...

October 15th, 2009 | Read More

Scud The Disposable Assassin-The Whole Shebang

Well, almost 9 days ago I began a 764 page monstrosity called Scud The Disposable Assassin, the Whole Shebang. It was a massive read that turned out to be a whirlwind of a ride. Well more like a tsunami of epic emotion and memorable & momentous hilarity. I went into this knowing it would be an undertaking...

October 4th, 2009 | Read More

Nufonia Must Fall…. and so shall we.

A long time ago in year long forgotten now, a small but quiet masterpiece was born and it was christened Nufonia Must Fall. The Creator of this quietly infectious grooving little tale was a multi talented guy that had been very busy wooing the world of music . Eric San, most people will know...

September 26th, 2009 | Read More

City of Dust…where Fairytales go to die.

Thinking of delving into a fictional work? Spending a Saturday night reading Grimm’s to the kiddies? Or Sunday morning giving kudos to your creator? Well you won’t be doing any of that in the City Of Dust, those things are currently illegal and if caught partaking of said indulgences you might...

September 19th, 2009 | Read More

Get Down On Your Knees You Filthy Blood Sucker……and PRAY!!

Jesus Saves! Don’t Laugh, I’m being serious here, the Nuclear Holy War has made Jesus a very popular guy. What? you haven’t heard about the Nuclear Holy War ? Then you better get yourself a copy of The Loaded Bible because inside its cover is a primer for surviving the coming evils...

September 11th, 2009 | Read More

Comic Book Review: Alien Pig Farm 3000

“Alien Pigs Tore the Shirt From My Breasts!” Big bosoms, daisy duke shorts, alien pigs & a couple of bumbling rednecks. Sound familiar? Search your mind; yep it’s right there, lurking on the edge of your brain, squirming around in your vapid trivia space of weirdness. Could it be Redneck Rampage?...

September 4th, 2009 | Read More