Are Our Children Futureproofed For The Coming Apocalypse?
Sci-Fi Humor — By endymi0n on March 5, 2009
We can only dream the form that Doom will assume when the end finally comes. Will it be Bot-ocalypse? Or will our brave new world begin in a fiery nuclear blast?
Regardless of our end, our children will need some essential life skills to find their way to a fruitful and happy adulthood enjoying the myriad pleasures of hunting rats or shotgun wielding, gene spliced nightmare mutants. The Onions panel of experts weighs in on whether today’s Xbox army will be adequately armed for tomorrow.
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I can’t believe The Onion is now big enough that they can make fake studio sets for fake programs. Wow. By the way, we all know the end of the world is coming in the form of global warming. Or climate change. Or whatever it is Al Gore decides to call it tomorrow. He’s the messiah, you know.